This is what I do when my blood pressure starts to rise.
Funny how two batts can be spun up so differently, isn't it? Both of them are from Enchanted Knoll on Etsy.
Trying to get these singles nice and even was not helping me relax. So I stopped trying.
Out came batt #2, Black Magic Woman, and turning it into a thick and thin novelty style yarn was a hell of a lot of fun, not to mention way more relaxing.
There's about 2 oz of fiber on each of these bobbins: