Someone asked me today if I could be a superhero/action figure, who I'd be.
I'd totally be DPN Girl of course!
Changes from mild mannered yarn whore to awesome superhero of yarn fu.
Utility belt includes Wooly Balls Of Clue (good for throwing at bad guys), DPNS of pointiness (also good for throwing) and you can get the optional Winder and Swift accessory for bad guy wrapping up, as well as Extra Pointy #15 Needles for hand to hand combat.
(Colinette .5) Yarn Dreads of Obscurity keep mind reading bad guys from reading her thoughts. (Noro, cabled) Armwarmers Of Strength give her super extra kung fu mojo. Nasty Acrylic Poncho (of Acrylic) stops bullets!
Press her back and she says, "Hang on, you bad guy, until I finish this row." and "You made me drop a stitch. That's it. Your arse is MINE, you bad guy." and "OH MY GOSH, WOOL ON SALE!"
What's YOUR superhero action figure?