the Yarnpirate first would like to state for the record that Hooters is overrated and the food isn't that great and the booty isn't all that either. However. The sock played pool and the beer was good.
Then, the Yarnpirate awoke extra early and officiated at a wedding. Before coffee.
Mawwiage.... is what bwings us, together, today.
With this ring...
I now pronounce you man and wife.
And wuv. TWU wuv, will follow you fowevah, and evaaaahhhhh....
What's a wedding without a sock?
or a tiger?
Will play with food.
Cake or death? Ooooh, you're lucky we're CoE!
9 years ago, and I'd do it all over again. Weddings are good to remind you of that.